Georgetown
Georgetown Was Here First
"You're in Georgetown. Which means you're standing in a neighborhood that is older than the country it belongs to."
The most powerful decisions arrive in the plainest packages — a mailed diamond, a First Lady steering the country, memorials where the city stops performing and grieves. Spotting what we invented is the game.
5 experiences · 45 story stops · GPS audio · Downloadable narration
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45 stops
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2h–2h 30m
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$14.99 city pack
Every neighborhood has a story worth hearing.
Georgetown
"You're in Georgetown. Which means you're standing in a neighborhood that is older than the country it belongs to."
National Mall
"You're standing in the middle of the National Mall, surrounded by the most powerful collection of memorials on Earth. And every single one of them almost didn't happen."
Penn Quarter
"April fourteenth, eighteen sixty-five. The President of the United States signs a piece of paper creating a new federal agency — the Secret Service."
Capitol Hill
"April fourteenth, eighteen sixty-five. Good Friday. The war is over — Lee surrendered five days ago. The entire city of Washington is celebrating."
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Read a few of the places covered across Washington DC, then hear the complete stories on location in the app.
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Dumbarton Oaks. This is the house where the United Nations was invented. Well — invented might be strong. Argued about in a living room? That's closer.
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Ford's Theatre.
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Ford's Theatre. It's still a working theatre — they stage plays here year-round. The presidential box has been restored to look exactly like it did on April fourteenth, eighteen sixty-five. That night, Lincoln almost didn't come.
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Georgetown University. Look at that building — Healy Hall. Three hundred and twelve feet long. A clock tower two hundred feet tall. Named after the man who built it and nearly killed himself doing it.
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Lafayette Square. Seven acres, four statues of foreign Revolutionary War heroes, one Andrew Jackson on a horse. It's a nice park. It was also the site of the most violent part of the assassination plot — and nobody talks about it.
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Martin's Tavern. If these booths could talk, half of Washington would lawyer up. This is the oldest family-owned restaurant in Washington, D.C. The Martin family — from Galway, Ireland — has run this place since nineteen thirty-three.
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No. Your purchase covers the Bad Historian audio experience. Transportation, food, and admission to third-party attractions are separate.
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