Bodies, Bohemians & Basement Bars

Bodies, Bohemians & Basement Bars

2h10 stops~0.9 miles

Eight stops through Greenwich Village — where twenty thousand bodies lie under a dog park, a nineteen-year-old kid rewrote American music in a horse stable, and a drag queen kicked a cop and changed the world. Walk the crooked streets the grid forgot and figure out which stories are real.

What You'll Experience

2h
Walking time
10
Audio stops
~0.9mi
Approx. route
Anytime
Self-guided schedule

Plan your walk

Know the route before you buy

Starts at
Introduction
Ends at
The Reveal
Walking plan
2h · ~0.9 miles
Schedule
Start, pause, and resume anytime

Included in the app

  • Professional narration
  • GPS-triggered stops
  • Downloadable tour audio
  • Ask the Historian Q&A
  • Optional end-of-tour reveal
  • All 10 story stops

A taste of what you'll hear

10 stops, each with its own story. Here's a preview.

"You're in Greenwich Village. Which means you're standing in the one neighborhood in Manhattan that looked at the city's famous grid system — the perfectly numbered streets, the right angles, the order — and said, no thanks."

— Introduction

"You're standing in a triangle. Father Demo Square — a little wedge of park at the intersection of Bleecker Street, Carmine Street, and Sixth Avenue. Across the street, the church with the Italian name — Our Lady of Pompeii."

— Father Demo Square

"All right. You made it through Greenwich Village. Eight stops, eight stories, and somewhere in all of that, eight lies. Let's see how you did. The twenty thousand bodies under Washington Square Park? Real. Every one of them."

— The Reveal

Tour itinerary

Every stop on this walk

Explore the route before you go. Each stop has its own story preview, location details, and place in the larger tour.

  1. 11IntroductionYou're in Greenwich Village. Which means you're standing in the one neighborhood in Manhattan that looked at the city's famous grid system —...40.7308, -73.9973 Read this stop
  2. 22Washington Square ParkThat arch. White marble, seventy-seven feet tall, modeled after the Arch of Titus in Rome. Stanford White designed it — the most famous...40.7308, -73.9973 Read this stop
  3. 33The Brown Building (Triangle Fire)Look at the building on the northwest corner of the park. Ten stories, brown brick, arched windows. It's an N-Y-U science building now.40.7311, -73.9977 Read this stop
  4. 44MacDougal StreetYou're standing on the most important block in American counterculture, and it looks like a pizza place next to a souvenir shop.40.7295, -73.9988 Read this stop
  5. 55Minetta LaneSee this little curved alley? Minetta Lane. It bends because it's following a stream. Not a former stream. A CURRENT stream.40.7298, -73.9997 Read this stop
  6. 66Father Demo SquareYou're standing in a triangle. Father Demo Square — a little wedge of park at the intersection of Bleecker Street, Carmine Street, and Sixth...40.7302, -74.0006 Read this stop
  7. 77Jefferson Market LibraryLook at that building. Victorian Gothic — red brick, stained glass, a clock tower that looks like it belongs in a fairy tale.40.7348, -74.0001 Read this stop
  8. 88Bedford StreetBedford Street. Three buildings on this one block — and each one is more improbable than the last. Start at seventy-five and a half Bedford.40.7327, -74.0040 Read this stop
  9. 99Stonewall InnThat's the Stonewall Inn. Small bar, brick facade, rainbow flags. You already know what happened here.40.7338, -74.0024 Read this stop
  10. 1010The RevealAll right. You made it through Greenwich Village. Eight stops, eight stories, and somewhere in all of that, eight lies.40.7338, -74.0024 Read this stop

Stories first

Every stop is built around people, conflict, ambition, and consequences—not a plaque read aloud.

Most of it is true. The extra mischief is just a wink at the end, but the story is what carries the walk.

Have questions? Just ask.

Curious about something you heard? Want to know more about a place? Ask us anything — we have a lot to say. It's more fun when it's a conversation.

Ready?

Download the app, head to the starting point, and press play. The stories start themselves.

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Before you go

Quick answers

How much is this tour?

$9.99 as a one-time purchase in the iOS app. The New York City city pack is $14.99 and includes every currently available tour in the city.

Can I use it with spotty cell service?

Download the tour audio on Wi-Fi before leaving. Cached narration plays without streaming; map tiles and other online features may still need a connection.

Do I have to start at a specific time?

No. Start when it suits you, pause for a detour or meal, and resume later. Check the opening hours of any venue you personally plan to enter.

Are admission tickets included?

The purchase covers the Bad Historian audio experience. Transportation, food, and admission to third-party attractions are not included.

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