Museum Campus
Museum Campus: Landfill of Dreams
"You're standing in Grant Park, on ground Chicago made itself. This started as the burned remains of the city."
Chicago reversed a river, invented the skyscraper, survived a fire that killed three hundred people, and came back meaner. There's a reason people have been telling stories about this city for a hundred and fifty years.
6 experiences · 71 story stops · GPS audio · Downloadable narration
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71 stops
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35 min–1h 15m
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$14.99 city pack
Every neighborhood has a story worth hearing.
Museum Campus
"You're standing in Grant Park, on ground Chicago made itself. This started as the burned remains of the city."
The Loop & Magnificent Mile
"Chicago burned to the ground in eighteen seventy-one. What the city stacked on top of the ashes is the strangest concent..."
Lincoln Park
"You're at the south end of Lincoln Park. Twelve hundred acres on the lake, and not one square foot of it was ever meant to end up as a park. It's been a graveyard. A dance hall."
Jackson Park
"That tower in front of you is two hundred and twenty-five feet of Canadian granite, and near the top there's a speech carved into it."
The Loop & Magnificent Mile
"You're in Chicago. A city that once had a sewage problem, looked at the options, and decided the sensible move was to reverse the direction of its own river. Permanently."
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The city pack is a one-time purchase with all 6 currently available Chicago tours—71 narrated stops you can take on your own schedule.
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Preview the storytelling
Read a few of the places covered across Chicago, then hear the complete stories on location in the app.
landmark
Your brain is going to file the building at the end of this peninsula as a nineteen-thirties idea of a flying saucer. Close enough.
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park
You already know it's a bean. Everybody knows it's a bean. Its name is Cloud Gate, the sculptor is Anish Kapoor, and he has spent roughly twenty years being quietly furious that the city looked at his masterwork and named it after a…
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landmark
The Shedd Aquarium is a Greek temple covered in seafood. Get close to the trim around the doors and windows and the classical restraint falls apart.
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park
Come through the gate and listen to what happens to the sound. The traffic drops away. That was designed. The stone walls and the tree canopy were shaped to do precisely that.
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landmark
The lions. One on each side of the stairs, bronze gone dark green except where the weather has scrubbed it back to gold, and both of them ignoring you completely. These are the meeting point for the entire city.
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landmark
The Biograph, and its restored marquee, look frozen in the summer of nineteen thirty-four. That's deliberate, and there's a reason.
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No. Your purchase covers the Bad Historian audio experience. Transportation, food, and admission to third-party attractions are separate.
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