Embankment
How London Was Built
"You're standing beside the Thames on land that didn't exist until the eighteen sixties."
A thousand years of pageantry with a working city humming underneath — the crowns and carriages, and the machinery they tidy away. Most of what you'll hear is real; a few things are ours.
6 experiences · 55 story stops · GPS audio · Downloadable narration
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Stories on location
55 stops
Typical length
45 min–1h
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$14.99 city pack
Every neighborhood has a story worth hearing.
Embankment
"You're standing beside the Thames on land that didn't exist until the eighteen sixties."
St Paul's
"In September sixteen sixty-six, this entire city burned to the ground."
Shoreditch
"You're in the East End of London, and every street around you was built by people the rest of the city didn't want."
South Bank
"You are on the wrong side of the river. For most of London's history, that was the entire point."
Westminster
"You're standing in Westminster — half a square mile that runs the country, crowns the kings, and does not work the way you think it does."
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Preview the storytelling
Read a few of the places covered across London, then hear the complete stories on location in the app.
park
This small green park answers a question you might not have thought to ask: why is this area called Whitechapel? Because there was, literally, a white chapel.
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landmark
Borough Market — the covered food market around you, all stalls and shouted prices and the smell of a dozen different cuisines at once. People treat this as a modern foodie destination, and it is.
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landmark
Brick Lane. Right now, breathe in — depending which way the wind's going, you're getting frying onions and curry from one direction and hot fresh bagels from the other.
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landmark
There it is. Buckingham Palace. Seven hundred and seventy-five rooms, the balcony where the royal family waves, the front door on ten thousand postcards. And for most of its life, nobody actually wanted to live here.
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landmark
Down those steps is the entrance to a bunker. During the Second World War, while German bombs were flattening the city above, Winston Churchill ran the entire war from a cramped basement under these government buildings.
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landmark
That tall pink granite spike by the river, with a bronze sphinx crouched on either side, is Cleopatra's Needle. And almost everything about that name is a lie. It has nothing to do with Cleopatra.
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No. Your purchase covers the Bad Historian audio experience. Transportation, food, and admission to third-party attractions are separate.
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