Central Park Is a Lie
"You're standing at the entrance to Central Park. Eight hundred and forty-three acres. Bigger than Vatican City. Almost twice the size of Monaco."
The city everyone comes to become someone — and keeps getting away with the impossible. We walk you past the parts the tour buses skip; a few small things are ours.
8 experiences · 83 story stops · GPS audio · Downloadable narration
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83 stops
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38 min–2h 30m
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$14.99 city pack
Every neighborhood has a story worth hearing.
"You're standing at the entrance to Central Park. Eight hundred and forty-three acres. Bigger than Vatican City. Almost twice the size of Monaco."
Chelsea / Meatpacking
"You're standing on a street where cowboys rode horses through Manhattan for ninety years. Not metaphorical cowboys. Not a theme restaurant."
Wall Street
"Alexander Hamilton got out of the Caribbean because he wrote a very good letter about a hurricane."
Midtown
"Midtown Manhattan has a problem. It's full of buildings that are lying to you. That dome you're about to see? Cast iron painted to look like marble."
Chinatown
"You're standing in the oldest, densest, most stubborn Chinatown in the Western hemisphere."
Brooklyn Bridge
"Welcome to Bad Historian, where everything I tell you is probably true. Eighty percent of it definitely is."
Times Square
"In nineteen ninety-three, a woman handed the chairman of Disney a hard hat and a flashlight and walked him into a ruined Broadway theater while rain came through the roof."
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The city pack is a one-time purchase with all 8 currently available New York City tours—83 narrated stops you can take on your own schedule.
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Preview the storytelling
Read a few of the places covered across New York City, then hear the complete stories on location in the app.
park
An 843-acre rectangle of nature that took 20 years and 20,000 workers to make look 'natural.' They moved more earth than digging the Panama Canal.
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landmark
Built during the Great Depression as a flex, this building was so empty for years that New Yorkers called it the 'Empty State Building.' Now it's just empty of affordable rent.
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landmark
She's been standing there since 1886, but did you know she was almost sent to Egypt? And that her original color was brown, not green? The French really knew how to regift.
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landmark
That gigantic curved building with the four seated women out front is the Alexander Hamilton United States Custom House. And the small oval of grass beside it is Bowling Green — the oldest public park in New York City. The park first.
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landmark
Bedford Street.
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landmark
Belvedere Castle looks like a medieval fortress, but it was built in 1869 and has never defended anything except bird watchers.
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Stories play at each stop. Pause, wander, and continue whenever you want.
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Compare the subject, neighborhood, duration, route, and exact stops on each tour page. Individual tours show their one-time price before you open the app.
No. Start whenever it suits you, pause for food or a detour, and resume later. Check the opening hours of any venue you personally plan to enter.
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No. Your purchase covers the Bad Historian audio experience. Transportation, food, and admission to third-party attractions are separate.
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