Hamilton Invented the Money
Wall StreetHistory Tour

Hamilton Invented the Money

1h 30m12 stops~1.3 miles

The penniless immigrant clerk who built America's Treasury, banks, customs service and Coast Guard — then published ninety-five pages about his own affair to prove he wasn't a thief. Ten blocks of Lower Manhattan, from the wharf where he stole British cannons to the churchyard where he's buried. His enemy's bank still owns the pistols.

What You'll Experience

1h 30m
Walking time
12
Audio stops
~1.3mi
Approx. route
Anytime
Self-guided schedule

Plan your walk

Know the route before you buy

Starts at
Introduction
Ends at
The Reveal
Walking plan
1h 30m · ~1.3 miles
Schedule
Start, pause, and resume anytime

Included in the app

  • Professional narration
  • GPS-triggered stops
  • Downloadable tour audio
  • Ask the Historian Q&A
  • Optional end-of-tour reveal
  • All 12 story stops

A taste of what you'll hear

12 stops, each with its own story. Here's a preview.

"Alexander Hamilton got out of the Caribbean because he wrote a very good letter about a hurricane. He was a teenage clerk on Saint Croix with no money and no family worth the name. A storm flattened the island."

— Introduction

"The tower above you with the green pyramid on top went up in eleven months in nineteen twenty-nine, and for about four weeks it was the tallest building in the world."

— Forty Wall Street

"Alexander Hamilton is buried under a marble pyramid at the end of the street he built, about half a mile from where you're standing. Now — the ones that were mine. The Battery."

— The Reveal

Tour itinerary

Every stop on this walk

Explore the route before you go. Each stop has its own story preview, location details, and place in the larger tour.

  1. 11IntroductionAlexander Hamilton got out of the Caribbean because he wrote a very good letter about a hurricane.40.7036, -74.0168 Read this stop
  2. 22The BatteryThe Battery. The bottom edge of Manhattan, the harbor opening out in front of you, salt air and ferry engines and a horizon full of water.40.7036, -74.0168 Read this stop
  3. 33Alexander Hamilton U.S. Custom HouseThat gigantic curved building with the four seated women out front is the Alexander Hamilton United States Custom House.40.7043, -74.0138 Read this stop
  4. 44Fraunces TavernThe little yellow-brick building on the corner, three stories and a red roof, surrounded on all sides by things forty times its size.40.7036, -74.0113 Read this stop
  5. 55The Tontine Coffee House SiteThe corner of Wall Street and Water Street. Office towers, delivery trucks, and the East River one block behind you — close enough that the...40.7053, -74.0075 Read this stop
  6. 66Forty-Eight Wall StreetForty-eight Wall Street. Thirty-two stories of limestone with, right on the top, a little colonial temple with columns and a cupola — as...40.7062, -74.0087 Read this stop
  7. 77Forty Wall StreetThe tower above you with the green pyramid on top went up in eleven months in nineteen twenty-nine, and for about four weeks it was the...40.7066, -74.0089 Read this stop
  8. 88Federal HallFederal Hall — the marble temple with the bronze Washington standing out on the steps. Two things about it.40.7073, -74.0102 Read this stop
  9. 99Trinity ChurchTrinity Church, sitting at the head of Wall Street with its brownstone spire pointed straight up.40.7081, -74.0122 Read this stop
  10. 1010The New York Evening Post BuildingTwenty Vesey Street — the narrow limestone building with the curved top and four enormous stone figures standing in niches high up the front.40.7120, -74.0098 Read this stop
  11. 1111City Hall ParkCity Hall Park. Open ground, benches, a fountain, City Hall set back behind the trees. This has been public land longer than the United...40.7126, -74.0067 Read this stop
  12. 1212The RevealAlexander Hamilton is buried under a marble pyramid at the end of the street he built, about half a mile from where you're standing.40.7126, -74.0067 Read this stop

Stories first

Every stop is built around people, conflict, ambition, and consequences—not a plaque read aloud.

Most of it is true. The extra mischief is just a wink at the end, but the story is what carries the walk.

Have questions? Just ask.

Curious about something you heard? Want to know more about a place? Ask us anything — we have a lot to say. It's more fun when it's a conversation.

Ready?

Download the app, head to the starting point, and press play. The stories start themselves.

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Before you go

Quick answers

How much is this tour?

$9.99 as a one-time purchase in the iOS app. The New York City city pack is $14.99 and includes every currently available tour in the city.

Can I use it with spotty cell service?

Download the tour audio on Wi-Fi before leaving. Cached narration plays without streaming; map tiles and other online features may still need a connection.

Do I have to start at a specific time?

No. Start when it suits you, pause for a detour or meal, and resume later. Check the opening hours of any venue you personally plan to enter.

Are admission tickets included?

The purchase covers the Bad Historian audio experience. Transportation, food, and admission to third-party attractions are not included.

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