
The Bloody Angle and the Golden Buddha
New York's oldest Chinatown, where almost nothing is what it pretends to be: a golden Buddha inside a former porn theater, a lane so crooked it worked as a murder weapon, a crime boss with a real sheriff's badge, and America's favorite Chinese food — mostly invented right here.
What You'll Experience
Plan your walk
Know the route before you buy
- Starts at
- Introduction
- Ends at
- The Reveal
- Walking plan
- 1h · ~1.1 miles
- Schedule
- Start, pause, and resume anytime
Included in the app
- Professional narration
- GPS-triggered stops
- Downloadable tour audio
- Ask the Historian Q&A
- Optional end-of-tour reveal
- All 12 story stops
A taste of what you'll hear
12 stops, each with its own story. Here's a preview.
"You're standing in the oldest, densest, most stubborn Chinatown in the Western hemisphere. A few square blocks of Lower Manhattan where the street signs are in two languages, the ducks in the windows..."
"That old stone church on the corner is the Church of the Transfiguration, and it has been standing here, on this exact spot, since eighteen oh-one."
"You made it — from a stone arch pretending to be three countries to a bronze Confucius waiting out the permit office. A neighborhood built on disguises, so it's only fair I wore one too. Here's what I slipped in."
Tour itinerary
Every stop on this walk
Explore the route before you go. Each stop has its own story preview, location details, and place in the larger tour.
- 11IntroductionYou're standing in the oldest, densest, most stubborn Chinatown in the Western hemisphere. A few square blocks of Lower Manhattan where the...40.7157, -73.9948 Read this stop
- 22The Manhattan Bridge Arch & the Golden BuddhaLook up at this thing. A stone triumphal arch, seventy feet of it, with two curved rows of columns sweeping out on either side like the...40.7157, -73.9948 Read this stop
- 33Canal StreetYou're on Canal Street. Widest, loudest, most chaotic street in the neighborhood. Six lanes of gridlock, a river of people, tables of...40.7184, -73.9979 Read this stop
- 44Mott StreetThis is Mott Street, the oldest spine of the oldest Chinatown in the country. If the neighborhood has a Main Street, you're on it.40.7156, -73.9978 Read this stop
- 55Doyers Street — The Bloody AngleDoyers Street. Two hundred feet long, one block, with a hard bend in the middle that swings the whole street almost ninety degrees.40.7143, -73.9981 Read this stop
- 66Pell StreetPell Street. Short, narrow, and today almost entirely barbershops — you can get a haircut on this block roughly forty different ways.40.7147, -73.9975 Read this stop
- 77Church of the TransfigurationThat old stone church on the corner is the Church of the Transfiguration, and it has been standing here, on this exact spot, since eighteen...40.7146, -73.9984 Read this stop
- 88Columbus ParkTake in the park for a second. Old men bent over chessboards, a ring of onlookers giving unsolicited advice on every move.40.7149, -73.9999 Read this stop
- 99The FoodLook in the windows around you. Lacquered ducks hanging by the neck, glossy and bronze. Trays of pork buns. Bakery cases of mooncakes.40.7154, -73.9978 Read this stop
- 1010Chatham SquareThis is Chatham Square, which is less a square than a place where as many as eight streets crash into each other and hope for the best.40.7136, -73.9981 Read this stop
- 1111Confucius PlazaThat big curved red-brick tower is Confucius Plaza, and the bronze figure out front is Confucius himself.40.7151, -73.9966 Read this stop
- 1212The RevealYou made it — from a stone arch pretending to be three countries to a bronze Confucius waiting out the permit office.40.7151, -73.9966 Read this stop
Stories first
Every stop is built around people, conflict, ambition, and consequences—not a plaque read aloud.
Most of it is true. The extra mischief is just a wink at the end, but the story is what carries the walk.
Have questions? Just ask.
Curious about something you heard? Want to know more about a place? Ask us anything — we have a lot to say. It's more fun when it's a conversation.
Ready?
Download the app, head to the starting point, and press play. The stories start themselves.
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Quick answers
How much is this tour?
$9.99 as a one-time purchase in the iOS app. The New York City city pack is $14.99 and includes every currently available tour in the city.
Can I use it with spotty cell service?
Download the tour audio on Wi-Fi before leaving. Cached narration plays without streaming; map tiles and other online features may still need a connection.
Do I have to start at a specific time?
No. Start when it suits you, pause for a detour or meal, and resume later. Check the opening hours of any venue you personally plan to enter.
Are admission tickets included?
The purchase covers the Bad Historian audio experience. Transportation, food, and admission to third-party attractions are not included.
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The Bloody Angle and the Golden Buddha
$9.99 · one-time